Or: Ten times Tommy had to hide being totally and irrevocably human, and the one time he couldn't. 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Why do we eat things that we know hurt us? He turns around to find a small alien, head swivelling around as they search for something. Mainly for their ability to be surprised or alarmed without going into shock and dying. the deathworlders. We wanted to, Piglins dont hibernate unless theyre on the brink of death, Quackity says. All he has to do is survive as a vigilante, posing as a species that isn't his own. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. All caught up now and I have to get this off my chest. These people are 1000+ pounds of pure muscle. students are about to learn that humans are not alone in this world. But you are a dumbass for that. His crew, though small, is very dear to him. Believe me, I'm gay with a persuasion for the Bear side of the community. They didn't know how this could possibly get worse. Will probably still sporadically keep up with the series, but think it's best days are behind it, with only down to go Further note: Also some odd authoritarian shit seems to be creeping into the series (I.E idea that democracy is a luxury), and I'm not exactly sure I want to find out were that goes Also some odd authoritarian shit seems to be creeping into the series (I.E idea that democracy is a luxury), and I'm not exactly sure I want to find out were that goes Also the Eugenics and the Darwinist alpha male bullshit. Having a human on board brings a few curious questions. "Its I'm okay. Seeing as humans are viewed as terrifying deathworlders by the rest of the galaxy, their collective friendship is a work in progress. A story I wrote for tumblr, moving it here. My only grating complaint besides puppy-dog muscle men has been the "Nerd References". Wilbur shifts in place. Humans were not always seen as strong they were sold in the black markets and had used them as slaves or pets until they started realizing why no one responded to there coms when they left and brought back there human onto the ship humans were finally treated more seriously. It is outside of those fields, however, that humanity truly shines. And I'm gonna calls it as I sees it, the muscle porn is fetishistic. A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to. You're gonna just run up to it and crack it on the head with a rock? He was supposed to be preparing to attend Japan's number one Hero School, for fucks sake, classes started next week. Humans and the D'Rek are at war.A reptilian race captures a D'rek and a Human and place them in the same cell together.Can they put aside their differences?Can they work together to survive? Please consider turning it on! ), It suddenly struck me that the tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. When a noise complaint comes in Sialith has to see another side to humans he didn't expect. The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. Its truly a shame because hambone is such a fantastic writer. books fanfic | FanFiction Chapter 0: The Kevin Jenkins Experience by Hambone3110 The first chapter of what would eventually become "The Deathworlders," was posted on 4chan some years ago now, as a self-contained story. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. When Peter Quill first met Stakar Ogord he never thought his life would change again. Humans are more creative, more imaginative, better lateral-thinkers, more emotional, have a deeper sense of spirituality and a finely-honed instinct for survival. He was the only human here in the first place. I would never make him this unhinged without like, Okay so I kinda made him unhinged with a not so good reason, Janus and Virgil almost get to third base, Logan is equally distressed by and fascinated with Janus, The author knows enough about Physics to hate it. (You wouldn't believe the panic they all had when Tommy first started crying when he saw a sunrise on Planet MOC149). is kinda a hunting game when you think about it, humans are space orcs/i'm going to put random things here, Mentioned Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Gets a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Touch-Starved TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF). Honestly havent read anything for a long time now. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. John Oliver did an interesting piece on it in 2015. https://youtu.be/zmeF2rzsZSU Reply fearthestorm Additional comment actions was there a chapter three? Like you said, he's a fantastic writer. He can tie together so many separate plotlines and details. I wish Hambone would just write a good story without unnecessarily fetishizing every chapter. Humans are the intergalactic boogeyman. I got hooked on the 'Humans are space Orcs', 'Earth is Space Australia' and 'Humans are weird' tags and had started looking for more things in the same vein. Youre going to get yourself killed with this shit, only the tides themselves know how youve managed not to die yet quite frankly, youre beloved by the currents., Tommy is confused before remembering that phrase basically means youre lucky as fuck but you wont stay that lucky forever. Not to agree with glowy-gills, he ignores Phils indignant warbling to glare at Wilbur. Shouta is captured and sold at an auction. When one of the alien researchers grabbed not one, but 8 deathworld chil Collection of Humans are Space Orcs Tumblr photos. After stealing a communion device, clothes to hide himself and threatening low life alien criminals into making him fake IDs Techno was all set. While a ragtag, space-based mercenary group is recovering after a botched supply run and a close brush with the authorities, they find that entertainment can come from the least expected sources. We're a writing focused subreddit welcoming all media exhibiting the awesome potential of humanity, known as HFY or "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" From tires screeching and horns blaring to people laughing and shouting, he was used to some sort of background noise. It's about awesome humans and awesome aliens. Comments, suggestions, queries and complaints welcome. But of course now that hes living with them its hard to keep them oblivious. Comments, suggestions, queries and complaints welcome. and our All he has to do is survive as a vigilante, posing as a species that isn't his own. This thread is archived New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast 327 1 24 24 comments Best TommyInnit Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), He/Him and It/Its Pronouns for TommyInnit, Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), youll get comfort eventually in the series, Sleepy boys inc but not until the end of this one, because some of you fucks wont read if I dont spoil, TommyInnit Has a Child Named Shroud (Video Blogging RPF), Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit's Children Call TommyInnit "Mommy" (Video Blogging RPF), this is the FIC he gets most his trauma from, while the universe may love, it cannot afford to care, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Parental Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), I say that only because they don't know he's human, I kinda dish on the foster care system even though I don't know much about it, Some kids come from storks, others come from crashed spaceships, Sometimes a family is you, your 2 best friends, and the 3 aliens who decided not to kill you, | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Sasaki Mirai | Sir Nighteye, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Hatsume Mei & Midoriya Izuku are Best Friends, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead | Dadzawa, OCs that happen to be cats and the main characters, One of the non cat OCs might be twelve cats in a trench coat. Most of what sells that people want to commission is, you guessed it, porn, of all varieties. Nor how Zashi is going to handle this. The crew of the spaceship Sleepy Bois Inc. just wants to get off of the planet without any trouble. Tommy sniffles and lets out a shaky breath. Meanwhile, Roman finds an alien in his barn. They were appropriate at the end of the Warhorse chapters (like 20-25), because we were still somewhat grounded. Months? He was more useful alive than dead, but was notorious for being difficult to interrogate, so the Galra turned to poison. I actually like this rabbit hole reveal a lot - I had also questioned what other fallen civilizations had tried. Nolo didn't understand why they had to take a human on their mission. You were just minding your own business until you got abducted. Did I give you the impression you had a choice? Janus smirks an awful smirk, scales flushing a smug purple-grey. The answer to the question: If aliens visited us now, what would they think of us? Oh well! You must have someone you want very dead.or someone who needs it., Ive beenstudying the makeup of it, he lies again. My bday lands on May 3rd, and I would love to turn the chapter of a new decade in Japan. A new species has joined the Galactic Federation, and that means everything has to be updated. Simple right? I've got a present for you guys. Please consider turning it on! Hsst'nna Kannannissi Ullohs, "A Galactic Citizen's History of the Alignment Era," written in the Season of Third Crystal, Fifth Reckoning. Humans are space orcs Earth is a Death World Humans Are Deathworlders Earth is Space Australia Don't copy to another site After a crash Private Taufav and Bloodsworth have to survive a planet together with vastly different needs. When she stumbles across a kid in a Galra escape pod what else would she do but help them return to their pseudo-family in their giant floating castle ship, where they apparently fly huge robotic lions. They took and took and took while they couldn't fight back, stuck in that cage. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Tumblr/Deviant Art OCs (Original Characters). Privacy Policy. This student's mom is a leading force in human interstellar travel and wastes no time in trying to locate her baby. Ships dont get that cold and stay functional., Well, see, Phil likes the taste of poison?. Techno opens his mouth to protest, but Tommy grabs him by the hand and yanks. The assignment was to grab a fully grown life form from a new planet they dubbed a 'Deathworld'. And only lastly because they studied aliens. Were the meal, arent we?, We dont know that. Shotas voice could cut steel. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). An asteroid field with smuggler ships hiding in it. By Kinneret). There have been allusions to 351 since Von Neumann was first uttered. Look. But no, road closed. DeathWorlders: The Complete Universe Chapter 2: 000, a misc. The anxiety of watching Tommy's eyes go red from the salty tears that escape him does not help for Wilburs worries right now. Its been a rough few days. From the Autobots. infinite anime loops chapter 7 an anime x overs fanfic. As the thrust was increased past the design specifications, the flame became longer and more wild. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. Jake and Callie have been enjoying a (finally) successful retirement, and the galaxy licks its wounds from the upheaveals. Philza is the captain of a ship that he is proud to call his own. But they're about to find out the hard way. And their protester is a girl from the human world who forgets everything that happens when she switches realmsWait, what? The Land Before Time (main characters are dinosaurs and pterosaurs): Humans don't lay eggs? Thank goodness he was wearing his space suit that day. What happened at Terra? overview for linig4 reddit. That was not a good idea on their part. Or, my spin on the mha human's are space orcs trope. But man, it's solidly out of HFY territory and moreso a long, epic space web novel now. Yes, I know thats repetitive. Language: English Words: 2,044 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 40 Kudos: 1536 Bookmarks: 140 Hits: 24458 Adapt and Survive by StarlightNecromancer Original Work No money, no home, and no people in any human sense of the word. I felt very, very small., Niel Armstrong_____________________________. The descriptions, the world building, the character personalities and motivations are all fantastic. Every short chapter showcases 6 college students and their alien friends, as they demonstrate Random one-shots about how humans are space orcs. It sure seems so, until the SBI hero team are tasked to take him in. It sure seems so, until the SBI hero team are tasked to take him in. So, the Elytrian says with still feathers and that same odd happy expression he always wore. medical assistant gift ideas. This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet). Please mind the tags. I stopped reading when Powell got killed, but yeahthe muscle porn tended be just a bit overwhelming. As she seeks to find the truth of who did this to her, she stews in her revenge, and changes the fates of millions. I havent seen another human since I got dragged up here, He replies, slightly breathless. The few poachers that have been daring enough to take a human have all met gruesome fates at the hands of the humans. Title inspired by The Amazing Devil's 'The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace.'. Imo there was no need to create the SOR; SAS, SEALs, Delta, etc. The Deathworlders to me started out as an amazing story where a regular guy, and then regular people, was/were single handedly the most destructive force around. Tommyinit is the biggest man ever! the deathworlders. Tags will be added as more chapters go by. no more maybes by elizabeth stevens paperback barnes. I've been reading this since it was on chapter 9 or less, HDMGP was actively updated, and Adrian Saunders was relevant. I used to read every word of every chapter, now I find myself skimming a lot to avoid details that add nothing to the story. Green Lantern Hal Jordan finally finds out why Earth has so many alien invasions. Tubbo does not. Everyone has been gifted by the elements, so they're all mostly content with their lives. Over detailed is a understatement. Like he was something dancing in the background having finally come to life. He and Ed probably just wanted t Tommy and Ranboo end up in space. Meanwhile, the student has to learn how to survive an alien environment while clearing up misconceptions along the way. They sometimes think that too. No one ever accounted for human pack bonding, and the lenghts they'll go to keep their pack safe. Basically a team of Captain Americas on Steroids. High guard! this is the most disturbing thing i've ever created, and might be the scariest thing I've ever read in sci fi, so you still have that to look forward to, Specifically a sentient plague that commits genocide, so that's just a double up "Nope" right there, come on who in their right mind doesn't like otters, this series ends with the same lack of smut it had to begin with, the triumphant return of the space otters, and we maintain the utter lack of smut from the original. I just genuinely wish we'd gotten there like 10+ chapters ago. The dark cell was quiet, with only the faintest hum of the ship that hardly registered in Virgils ear. Humans are Scary There's Something in the Sea Mouth of Hell Little Fishies Non-Consensual Drug Use Capitalism Megatron has been mapping the ocean since he got there. Lance was captured by the Galra. The hunters would have their rightful fear! especially for those of us who are not of that particular persuasion. Anyway, before they go back, they need to teach a certain group why you dont mess with humans. It would lead the remaining brood, and they would make sure the prey suffered before they died. A new species has joined the Galactic Federation, and that means everything has to be updated. I want to see fics where Aliens look at humans go 'They're so cute!' The "Graveyard Shift" was not one that anyone ever really wanted, but work is work, and work needs to be done. This isn't a story!It's a bunch of lists of main characters from fandoms as Sanders Sides who would play that character's role in their universe. Planet Earth is practically a death sentence for almost any galactic race and human biology is badass. Chief Medical Officer Glit has decided that he needs to take this opportunity to get hands on experience with Terrans to better understand their health. To the galaxy, humans are an incredibly dangerous species. One more terrible and greater in scale than all before it. Oh and dont worry they realize why not to fuck with human mothers and packs to! The Research Vessel: Fuck You, That's Why! Just a bunch of random stories about humans meeting aliens and the aliens freaking out over things we do. Double Feature! When the deathworlder was dealt with, the Alpha would take the prey ship itself. Tubbo thinks Tommy and Ranboo are dead. A minute passed, and the drive flame got longer and more ragged. However, I've been craving my HFY roots. Wilbur cups Tommy's cheeks with both his hands. Parry, riposte! It's inspired by the "Humans are space orcs" tag. 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